Mortal Kombat Kourier

May I have your attention please. May I have your attention please. Will The Real Quan Chi, Please Stand Up? I Repeat, Will The Real Quan Chi, Please Stand Up? We're gonna have a problem here.

Ya'll act like you've never seen a sorcerer before. Blood all on the floor, right after I burst in the door, and started kicking your @$$ worse then before.

It's the return of the long waited... MK. He didn't just say there was gonna be another tournament, did he? And Shinnok said... nothing you fools, Shinnok's dead, I took his amulet, haha!

Many pretty women love Scorpion. Toasty, toasty, toasty, I'm sick of him, look at him. Walkin around, takin his mask off, showin off his skull. Yeah, but he's dead, so?

Ya'll probably gotta couple of moves up your sleeve too, but no worse then what you'll get when you walk in my bedroom. Sometimes, I just wanna do an Animality and let loose. And I can't, but it's cool for Raiden to turn into a dead moose.

My mace is on your face, my mace is on your face. And if you're unlucky I might, just splatter your brains all over the place. And that's the message that we send to little kids, and expect them not to know what violence is. Of course they're gonna know what blood and guts are by the time they get to 4th grade, they watch television, don't they?

We ain't nothin but warriors, well some of us are mortals, that just travel back in forth through portals. Well if we can do friendships, and babalities, then there's no reason why a man and another man cant do animalities. If ya feel like I feel, I got the best fatalities. You can do brutalities, and don't forget the stage fatalities!

Cause I'm sorcerer Quan Chi, yes, I'm the real Quan Chi, All you other Quan Chi's are just imitating. So won't the real Quan Chi please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

Cause I'm sorcerer Quan Chi, yes, I'm the real Quan Chi, All you other Quan Chi's are just imitating. So won't the real Quan Chi please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

Johnny Cage don't gotta cuss in his movies to get money. Well I got the amulet, so f*ck him and f*ck you too. You think I give a d*mn about winning? Yes, and I'll blow you into pieces, from end to beginning.

But Quan, what if you lose, wouldn't it be weird? Why? So you can die after you sit me here, next to Stryker, people say he's the worst Mortal Kombatant ever. Lui Kang better switch me chairs, so I can sit next to Kitana and Sindel, and hear em talk about how I fight so well. He's cute, but I think he's gonna kill me, hehe. I know that they all wish I was in MK3, but I was too busy helping save Shinnok from the Netherealm, where he was rotting.

I'm sick of all you girl and boy ninjas, all you do is switch colors, and annoy me, so I've been sent here to destroy you.

And there's a million of us, just like me, wish they could dress like me, kill like me, have the sacred amulet like me, walk, talk, and act like me, and it just might be the next best thing, but not Quan Chi!

Cause I'm sorcerer Quan Chi, yes, I'm the real Quan Chi, All you other Quan Chi's are just imitating. So won't the real Quan Chi please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

Cause I'm sorcerer Quan Chi, yes, I'm the real Quan Chi, All you other Quan Chi's are just imitating. So won't the real Quan Chi please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

I'm like a head trip to listen to, because I'm only giving you things you joke about with your friends inside your living room. The only difference is I got the balls to do it infront of ya'll and I don't gotta be fake, or not do it at all. I just grab a guy and choke em, and whether you'd like to admit it, I could kill him faster then 100% of you fighters out there. Then you wonder why everybody just loves me!

At the rate I'm going, I'll be the next person to be the MK Champ, then off with Lui's head, and I'll use his body as a lamp. Cause every other person, is a wannabe sorcerer lurkin, thinkin he could be workin, by my side, trying to override, my plans as becoming the next ruler of the world.

Or he could be roaming the Earth trying other things, like in the parking lot, circling, screaming "I don't give a f*ck" with the windows down and his middle finger up.

So will the real Quan Chi, please stand up? Put one of those fingers on each hand up? And be proud to have violence on his mind, and be the best fighter of his time. Now one more time, as loud as you can, how does it go? Cause I'm sorcerer Quan Chi, yes, I'm the real Quan Chi, All you other Quan Chi's are just imitating. So won't the real Quan Chi please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

Cause I'm sorcerer Quan Chi, yes, I'm the real Quan Chi, All you other Quan Chi's are just imitating. So won't the real Quan Chi please stand up, please stand up, please stand up.

Haha! I guess there's a little Quan Chi in all of us! F*ck it, let's all stand up!

Like a battle scene,
In your worst dreams,
I remember when we fought together.
Now to break your hips,
With my fingertips,
I'd have to say is even better.
Now I never thought you could possibly win,
Because I should be the MK Champion.
With all of my madness,
The memories that I've lost,
I have spent all of my life...

Waiting for that fight! Oh!
When I would get my revenge.
Waiting for that fight! Oh!
I've dreamt of that fight for so long.
Waiting for that fight! Oh, oh, oh!

Ever since that day,
I wanted to take your soul away,
And make it rot in the Netherealm forever.
You are a disgrace,
I wanna break your face,
In every place,
So you better run now or never.
I think of the day, back when we met,
Searching for the Map of Elements is what I regret.
I wanted you dead, I wanted you to burn,
But you were too strong,
I knew I couldn't hold on...

Waiting for that fight! Oh!
When I would get my revenge.
Waiting for that fight! Oh!
I dreamt of your blood for so long!
Waiting for that fight! Oh, oh, oh!

Oh, oh, oh... I think of the day, back when we met,
Searching for the Map of Elements is what I regret.
I wanted you dead, I wanted you to burn,
But you were too strong,
I knew I couldn't hold on...

Waiting for that fight! Oh!
When I would get my revenge.
Waiting for that fight! Oh!
I've dreamt of that fight for so long.
Waiting for that fight! Oh, oh, oh!

Waiting for that fight! Oh!
When I would get my revenge.
Waiting for that fight! Oh!
I've dreamt of that fight for so long.
Waiting for that fight! Oh, oh, oh!

Sub-Zero, I'm waiting for you! Hahaha!

I can feel the horror floating in the air
Being with you gets me that way
I watched my whole world be destroyed in my face
And I've never been this pissed anyday
All the memories just won't go away
of when my husband was lying dead in my arms
My whole life just faded away
The only thing I can hear
Is your evil sinister laugh

Cause I just wanna scream
As loud as I can be
If only I could just stop you
But there's nothing I can do
Kahn, all I want is to be free
Caught up in the rush
Kahn, I want you crushed
Baby, isn't that the way that war's supposed to be?
I just wanna scream!

Everyday, I see my life breaking up
As all the walls come tumbling down
I've never felt this worse before
I know, and you know
There's no need for war right now

Cause I just wanna scream
As loud as I can be
If only I could just stop you
But there's nothing I can do
Kahn, all I want is to be free
Caught up in the rush
Kahn, I want you crushed
Baby, isn't that the way that war's supposed to be?
I just wanna scream!

Everyday, I see my life breaking up
As I hold this knife by my heart and push it down
I've never felt this worse before
I know, and you know
There's no need for me right now

I can feel my soul now floating in the air
Being with you made me this way...

(Sindel Whispers)
Good bye Princess Kitana,
And Good bye Edenia, forever...

So Sub, what's it gonna be?
You can stay with Lin Kuei,
And become automated like the rest of us,
Or You Can Die.

Sub-Zero, you will die!
Cyberninja style,
When I,
Blow your @ss off the pit!
Can you feel it?

My assassination!
Get up!
It's my assassination!

Are you ready?
Do you know where you are?
Welcome to the Lin Kuei punk.
Take a look around.
It's the clan that you left,
And we're gonna beat your @ss to the ground.
You must be pretty damn brave,
To be startin' sh*t with the Lin Kuei,
Or maybe your just a moron.
And maybe your the one,
Who thought you could get away from the rest.
But guess what. Your next!
Assassination by Dubolex?
Assassination Lin Kuei?
Either way, your gonna feel the pain.

So go ahead and try,
Try to stop me.
So go ahead and try,
To stop my assassination.

If you, don't give a f*ck yet,
You will, will give a f*ck when,
I shoot, a missile through your d@mn head,
Cause this is my assassination.

You should of took my advice,
Because you can never quit this sh*t,
You can't leave punk,
You aren't that quick,
Unless you can prove us wrong.
Automation X?
Automation Pain?
Look into my eyes, and become insane.

So go ahead and try,
Try to stop me,
So go ahead and try,
To stop your automation.

If you, don't give a f*ck yet,
You will, will give a f*ck when,
I turn, you into a cyberninja.
Cause this is your automation.

Who gets the blame?
You get the blame,
And I.Get the fame.
Who gets the blame?
You get the blame,
And I.Get the fame.
But do you think you can survive?
Do you think you can survive?
Do you. think you can survive?
Well I don't.
I don't.
Die!

Lin Kuei is lethal.Bring it on!
Ooh yeah!
C'mon!

So go ahead and try,
Try to stop me,
So go ahead and try,
To stop your automation.

If you, don't give a f*ck yet,
You won't, won't give a f*ck until,
Your @ss is f*cking dead,
Cause this is my assassination.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I think I did it again,
I made you believe, the Black Dragon was dead.
Oh baby!
Sonya, I wanna crush your skull,
And bury it in a hole,
Then I want to find Jax,
And kick his punk @$$!
That's just so typically me,
Oh baby, baby!

Oops! ..I did it again
I ripped out your heart,
And worked for Acclaim,
Oh baby, baby!

Oops! You know I'm so tough,
And you can't get enough.
I'm not that innocent.

You see my problem is this,
I want you to die.
Yes you, Sonya and Jax, and don't forget the copycat.
I cry, watching the game,
Seeing Jarek use my all moves and moves and fatalities.
But to lose all of my six senses,
That is just so typically me.
Oh baby!

Oops! ..I did it again
I ripped out your heart,
And got lost in my gang.
Oh baby, baby!

Oops! You know I'm so tough,
And you can't get enough.
I'm not that innocent.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oops! ..I did it again to your heart
Got lost in my gang,
Oh baby!
Oops! ..You know I'm so tough
But I'm not that innocent!

Nightwolf:
Check, check, check, check out my teepee.
You think you're special
Because your a heterosexual
I can't see girls with my eyes, only guys..
I can see it when your looking at me,
So come get down on me, and touchdown with me.

Just one, more night, to show your companionship,
Or I. will sink your battleship,
But I, want some more of it,
Now I'll strip. Yeah!

This time, I'm gonna let it all come out
This time, I'm gonna make you stand up and shout
And I'm gonna do it cause I'm gay. Cause I'm gay.
I'm gay, and I'm not straight.

This time, I'm gonna let it all come down
This time, I'll have you screaming on the ground.
This is because I'm gay, cause I'm gay.
I'm gay and that's how I'm gonna stay.

Just one, little fight.
And you.will see
No more Mr. Happy Pants,
Then I, will get breast implants!
Yes, yes, yes.

Stryker:
NOOO!!!

Nightwolf:
This time, I'm gonna show you what it's all about,
This time, you better not run and pout.
I'm gonna show you that I'm gay. I'm gay.
I'm gay and you're gonna get raped.

This time, I'm taking you down to the floor,
This is cause I just can't hold it back anymore.
I want you cause I'm gay, cause I'm gay.
I'm gay, so come in my pants, and hurr-ay.

Everyday, you can see that I'm gay,
But ya never know, no, ya never know,
Until you see that mistletoe.

Everyday, you can see that I'm gay,
But ya never know, no, ya never know,
So come and taste my rainbow.

Just one, more night, with my sex thing,
And I, would take off everything,
Just to be.. with him once again
Amen! Yeah!

This time, I'll make sure you don't forget it,
This time, I'll keep going, there's no quitting.
I'm gonna do it cause I'm gay, cause I'm gay.
And Stryker, I want you baby.

This time, when I drop my pants, you're gonna shout.
This time, I'll have you yelling my name, out loud.
And your gonna do it cause I'm gay, cause I'm gay.
Gay like a fruitcake.

Nightwolf and Stryker:

Any day you can see that we're gay,
And we know, that you wanna know
When we're gonna take off our clothes.

Lets go
Oh!
Uh, huh, Mop and Glo,
You, are, too, dirty,
Yo' stoppable, dirty, among da hoes..

I'm a ninjanitor baby (I'm a ninjanitor)
And I want you to go (Want you to go)
Cause yo dirtier than (Yo dirtier than)
Where I'm about to go (Betta get some Mop N Glo)
Now I just wanna scrub ya (Just wanna scrub ya)
Just cause of who I be (Cause that's what I am)
And with all the trash (Its dirty? No problem)
You can forget makin' plans
So, bring me the dirty.
Gimme that junk, that filth, that nasty, that mushy stuff
And I'll make it clean
C'mon, Gimme that junk, that filth, that nasty, that mushy stuff

When the J to the M cleans ya kitchen, there ain't no tellin
Will I clean em, will I dish em, or will I be yellin?
I'm a ninja by blood, I got no tuition
I got a mop, and H 2 the 0 be my ammunition
Cleaner than Christ, hotta than the Slim E,
And all tha pretty ladies, can't keep their hands off me
Then I mopped the tub, until it shined clean
And I wish I never did that at all.
It gets better, Kahn came to town
It's, about, to go, down
Got a six foot mop, six bottles of Mr. Clean
There's Kahn and Balzax and I'm stuck in-between
What should I do? Clean, or go kick some asses?
Hit on Jade just to see her reaction?
D@mn, torn blouse, filthy bra,
Grass-stained jeans, take that sh!t off

Give it to me,
Gimme that junk, that filth, that nasty, that mushy stuff
I said bring it to me,
Gimme that junk, that filth, that nasty, that mushy stuff
And I'll make it clean,
Gimme that junk, that filth, that nasty, that mushy stuff
I'm not bullsh!ting,
Just gimme that junk, that filth, that nasty, that mushy stuff

Kahn, praise the janitor, praise him cause he's greater.
Let's get it straight Kahn, you clean your underwear,
I've done it, but not no mo' (fool)
Now, get off your @ss and clean the flo'
Mop, sweep, just like whoa!
I'm not your slave, so don't even try it,
I'll break your face, and don't even deny it
F*ck you, wanna fight and get your @ss kicked?
Naw, you don't really wanna f*ck wit' this lunatic
I'll break both your hips and leave you cryin'
Admit you love my flow, or else I'll leave you lifeless.
I'll wring your neck and won't let down
Okay, I'm hot yo', too hot to hold
Ladies love me long like Sub-Zero
Only way to go, John and his ladies
I'm like gold, Mopola, girls don't hate me, c'mon

Give it to me,
Gimme that junk, that filth, that nasty, that mushy stuff
I said give it to me,
Gimme that junk, that filth, that nasty, that mushy stuff
And I'll make it clean,
Gimme that junk, that filth, that nasty, that mushy stuff
I'm not bullsh!ting,
Now gimme that junk, that filth, that nasty, that mushy stuff
I'm a ninjanitor baby (You know)
And I want you to go (Oh)
Cause yo' dirtier than
Where I'm bout to go (Just go)
Now I just wanna scrub ya (Fo sho')
But be who I am (You'll never scrub me)
And with all of this trash (it's dirty? No problem)
You can forget makin' plans

Yeah, yeah, yeah
Goin' strong, da maniac, cleaned around the world
Romancing the girls wearing pearls,
From, Club Cleaner, to Club Ammonia
The beaches in LA, troublin' in Dublin,
Ya'll can't deny me, why would you want to?
Ya'll need me, why don't you try me?
Kahn, why don't you, fight me, hoe.

Give it to me,
Gimme that junk, that filth, that nasty, that mushy stuff
I said give it to me,
Gimme that junk, that filth, that nasty, that mushy stuff
And I'll make it clean,
Gimme that junk, that filth, that nasty, that mushy stuff
I'm not bullsh!ting,
Now gimme that junk, that filth, that nasty, that mushy stuff

You gotta..
Give it to me
Uh, uh huh.

Shang Tsung

Don't bend over,
That's the time you'll have to die my friend
And when it's over,
That's the time you'll remember those words I said...
You can never win...

These are the words of MK,
No queers, and no f*cking gays,`
All these rules that I used to know,
Have gone out the window.
All the fags have ruined everything
All the times he wore that little string
All those damn dirty hoes,
Have brought out the rainbow.

Stryker

I'm missing you
I never knew how much you'd touch me
I'm kissing you
I never knew how much you loved me
I want you, cuz you're my hoe hoe hoe hoe
I know, love never ends, forever bend.

Jax

All the times that you acted gay,
All the times that I hated Midway,
All the things that you used to blow,
Tried to f*ck with this mo fo.
All your friends came into my ring,
I knocked 'em out with one dirty swing,
All these guys that you used to know,
Got b*tch slapped by my big toe.

Stryker

I'm missing you
You always said you weren't pretending
I'm missing you
It's just so big, I want it back in me
I'll breed with you
And when you blow, blow, blow, blow
I moan, and it begins, so suck my skin.

Nightwolf

Go bend over,
Then I will come over (I'll make it grow...)
When you bend over,
It is really over.

Johnny Cage

Don't bend over,
That's the line you'll wanna tell your friends.
Pack your bags, it's time to run away,
Don't stop, just run from the gays,
I rather die than get my ass sewn,
So leave me the hell alone.

All the times that I used to drink,
All the times I thought I saw him in pink,
Now it's clear, and I really know,
I should of thrown him out the window.

All

All these men are turning gay,
All these things have caused me to change,
All these gays have made me a ho,
I have brought out the rainbow.

All the this time that I had to sing,
All these words have changed everything,
Raping men is all I seem to know,
So bend over because you're my ho.